okay, so i sketched out the halloween costume i’m going to be making.
i don’t wanna label it as a terrorist buuuttttt. lol i guess this is how i would dress during a zombie apocalypse. also, i need to find a hot pink jockstrap to wear under those booty shorts.
edit: actually, i might change the tank to an army print and change the AK-47 to an M-16.
so many slutty costumes planned for halloween. i can’t pick one. :(
you mean to tell me you can’t figure out a way to prop it up? get creative!
i’d rather have people in the background screaming “ooohh! SHIT SONNN!” while holding the camera to hype it, duh. GOD DENNIS!!
any volunteers? because i just found out i can pop my ass while squatting to the floor.
time to hit up the clubs with lots of black women so i can snatch they menz.
why did i think it was a good idea to buy 6 burger patties yesterday? i ate 3 yesterday, and i just made the last 3— eating and crying because there’s too much meat (that’s a first)
it was really good though! bacon, cheese, bbq sauce, lettuce, mayo and fresh jalapeno slices. nomnom